Life Is Short Buy The Damn Car T-Shirt — Funny Car Lover Tee

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a bold, no-nonsense message: “LIFE IS SHORT BUY THE DAMN CAR.” Washed-soft from construction-first dyeing, the shirt feels lived-in from day one while keeping a hefty, durable weight that holds its shape. The design’s clean, purple lettering and simple car icon read loud and clear on a crisp white field — an easy statement piece for anyone who values spontaneity and experiences over hesitation. Wear it on weekend road trips, at car meets, or while plotting your next escape; it sits comfortably through long drives and stands up to repeated wear without losing that broken-in softness. Made to fit a wide range of bodies, this tee layers well under jackets or stands alone when the sun’s out. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean fewer irritations and longer life. If you believe a short life is better lived in motion, this tee speaks your language without shouting — honest, direct, and a little bit rebellious. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort - Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and clean appearance - Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and wide color range (62 colors) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean